Hello everyone, and welcome back to the Rap Battle Royale! 37 civs entered, only 1 can leave. Which one will it be?
Before we start, I would just like to point out that I've been travelling quite a lot, and also the internet went down for me, so I havn't been able to reply to many comments. Unfortunately, I'm going to be spending 2 days going back to London tomorrow and the day after, so sorry bout that.
After this, each rapper must respond to their enemies verses with a second verse, which will be due in on
Sunday, 11am brit time, swearing and insults are allowed but no rascism or clear hatred. PM me the raps once they're done. A few people didn't message me their raps, and most have explained to me why they havn't. When we get both verses the Judges will commence deciding who progresses and who will be doomed to cry to themselves for the rest of their lives. Thanks to everyone for the support!
A reminder of the battles:
JUDGES:
Mob_cleaner ,
Night_Man_ ,
TPangolin ,
silence_in_samarkand ,
Kropenfuer Onwards to the show! oh wait, it seems the babylonians want to rap, even though they have a bye.
BABYLONS "DONT FUCK WITH ME" RAP:
Even though I got a week one bye, Thought I might spit verse for fun. Let all the others know not to try, Rap against Nebby, you're done. Lyrics be nuclear like our subs, Under ice we see you fight. While you still fighting with spears and clubs, Be too simple for rhymes I write. Watch me win Babylon this battle, I'll be king, call me Royale. While you all sit and prattle, I'll be chillin' at Nassau Canal.
CHILE VS INCA: Your name is gagging4gags, so here's a joke: Who's only got 6 cities, and a pop that's broke? Unlike your username suggests, here's to hoping you don't choke-- Until the Chilean Renaissance when you're still livin' in Baroque! No need to serve you, Pachacuti, You're self-servin' like Tutti Frutti Snipe your terrace farms for booty O'Higgins, no scope, Call of Duty Valparaiso should've been ominous, Prepare for the red white and blue apocalypse Fuck off Remus, this is Romulus With failure you've become synonymous First in military on the continent, Wreaking havoc on your confidence Combined with Eva and Brazil's incompetence The only way we play is dominance.
Hey Chile nice start there - very mountainous, I guess it's easy to defend but where's your growth? Well we've got terrace farms but an annoying blot of blue, So when we've finished feasting we'll grow off you. Our expansions lookin' better no Colombia in game, But your position with Argentina is looking quite the same. Only this time they're lookin' angry and more strong, I think they'll take your cities, doubt you'll prove me wrong. Oh look what's that? Do I see Part 5? Looks like we're gonna eat Brazil alive. Generating more spots for our UI, By the time we get to you you'll quickly die.
MAYANS VS BUCCANEERS
You think you got the high seas? I’ll put on your fuckin’ knees You think you’ve got the land lead? I only see a desperate need To spread your seed Make you into a gentile And then I’ll defile Your precious canal We’ll see who’s banal Build your terracotta army But it ain’t gonna help Cuz Pacal is getting smarmy You motha-buccin’ whelp When things are getting heady Got atlatls ready We gunnin’ for ya Henry
Coming straight from the Port of my plundering spree We are the 12 sail terror of the Caribbean Sea We do what we want because a pirate is free The world's gonna fall to the b u double C We gonna make the world crunk with our rum and distilleries Gonna make the world burn with our ships and artillery Gonna make it rain gold with our treasurer so glittery Gonna make our opposition walk the plank-- literally Well rattle your atalatals with our cannons & paddles Cut you up like cattle win the battle And take a victory ride through our canal at Panama It's your apocalypse now, start retirement planning brah.
TEXAS VS MEXICO:
Hey, is that the sound of armies running away? Well it must be the Mexicans getting bored today! Let me tell y’all what will happen when you take a rash action against the Lone-star faction, you get a reaction that y’all just didn’t expect! We crushed your friends in the east, but they tried at least but you cannot compete against Sam Houston’s Elite! You’re next, so before you get wrecked, y’all better show Texas some respect! We’ve got Baltimore, Lincoln has lost your war, but don’t be so quick to rush out the door so I can make sure y’all get the arrows that y’all paid for! So have your fun while I finish my steak brisket, But if y’all want Austin, come and take it!
BLACKFOOT VS FRANCE
I thought I was gonna rap against the sioux But no, out of all people i ended up with YOU Napoleon, famous for being a gnome Too bad you can’t beat anyone else than Rome Yeah, run away with your wine and your baguettes Or else I WILL make sure you’ll have regrets You want an empire? You’ll have to change yo’ plans Soon you’ll see black feet all over yo’ lands Just waiting for the world congress to convene We’ll make you relive the 18th of June 1815 You know your new city, Neapolis? Ain’t gonna be long before it’s a fuckin’ necropolis I’ll do to you what the germans did to Lorraine and Alsace Next part, to see your empire, you’ll need a magnifying glass!
Napoleon is too scared to respond.
INUIT VS ICELAND
I am Ingolfur Arnarson, leader of the Icelandic vikings And I’m afraid that my appearance here bodes you some ill tidings You’d better run and hide in an igloo, pathetic Ekheunik, ‘Cause I might be drinking from your skull at my next Icelandic picnic! You can’t beat an Icelander at a glorious rap battle Our UA’s geared towards Great Writing, so spare me all your prattle Let’s face it, your civ’s basically just the Sioux’s little brother Compare a rag-tag bunch of seal hunters to me? I’m a Viking warrior! When you try to cross from the mainland, you’ll meet my longboat fleet If you forward-settling bastards settle Greenland, you’ll be facing defeat I believe it’s time for you seal-hunters to cede the lands of snow to us Or we’ll take them by force and you’ll run away in fear, wuss The only reason I can conceive that I won’t win this fray Is if the Sioux get to you first and whip you anyway
Waddup, Iceland, ya gonna get beat cause you be fucking with the true kings of the ice sheet. This battles gonna end in our reykjavik-tory. Your thingstead? Yo your things dead, our rhymes are straight fire we skalding you, So we think it's time that you inuksuk our dicks If crouchin' in on my borders is what I feel Ima club u bitch, just like a fuckin' seal. You think you come from the land of Ice and Snow? All you know is how to blow! Descendants of a Viking King Destined to become My Bottom Bitch Queen You came to my land once, tryin' to expand I bitch slapped you, knocked you down, with my righthand Selfish, you threw a fit, chickened out, it was neat It's nice and warm there with those volcanoes for heat But I will kindle my fires with your peoples feet Your name is Bullshit, A lie, Deceit Ingólfr Arnarson ([ˈiŋkoulvʏr̥ ˈartnar̥sɔn])[
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:IPA_for_Icelandic] You'll be kissing OurOwnAsses-son
IRELAND VS ENGLAND
Battle against Ireland? Shit, only one way to go/ make a few- well, loads- of jokes about potatoes/ You'll be in trouble when my guns are in Dublin/ wipe off that smug grin, my subs'll have you unsubbing./ Your rhymes are weak, the famine's hit your brain,/ you're not Battle Royale, you're the Hunger Games./ Your army's tame, mine is high and mighty,/ making you flighty, straight outta Blighty,/ you gonna strike me? I'm asking politely/ before I come from York to Cork, fighting/ knick knack paddy whack, sipping my tea,/ Right after Germany I'll raze your cities,/ Now I'm nearly finished, so finish your Guinness,/ or whatever piss it is they drink in Limerick/ And thank St Patrick, tomorrow's has-been/ for all the land I'll take for God and the Queen.
Oh what country is this, England, barely a rival to great Éire, Are you taking the piss? The Atlantic, not enough to stop our fire, This marks the end of your empire, Which already leaves nothing of desire, So what happened to your sun, Seems to have set, Your own title, You'll need more than your queen, To have it met. I hear you crying, don't worry pet, Your nation will be finished quickly, For the love of God don't get upset
NORWAY VS SWEDEN
Okay y’all… We’re here in Northern Europe for MKII And I know the fans are hating on me and on you Now why the distain? It ain’t no mystery Here in Civilization, fans love their history Yo, school’s in session (school bell) Class, today’s subject is TPang’s Battle Royale, MK I (sit up straight Mr.
Kropenfuer) Back then everyone was pissed about Mess-opotamia Norway was sitting pretty, alone in Scandenavia Shoulda' been a cinch! You had the whole peninsula But you barely made war and you kept so insula’ So when Stalin burned Oslo you EARNED the name Snoreway And now we’ve all been forced into a Nordic 4-way I mean it figures, you’re just some two-bit mod I’m a prime Firaxis, a diplomatic god I’ve got a shit UA and shit UU And I still took Eidsvoll away from you
This is Norway! The axe-wielding lion of the North
Come to foray, on rap battlefield to sally forth
Now that Round One is here, we see through Swedish veneer
And your tears make it clear that we are your worst fear
What’s that in your ears? Sounds like an army of cheers
For we’ve lined your frontiers with a carpet of spears!
Your homeland lays empty; not even a boat
Like your underwrote Vasa, your hype just won’t float
D’you see the ranked vote? Gus, you’ve been demote!
Ain’t much of a gloat to peg your chances: remote!
The one question left now is who’ll make the most gains
See, Hitler and Poland and Finland have laid claims
But this is our moment to claim your domains, for
Our banner maintains: Your losses? Our gains!
Once we take Stockholm, we’ll party; a gala —
And ‘till then, Norwegians will fight to Valhalla!
GERMANY VS ROME
Oh my you've made a mess of things, I'll listen to you rhymes as they ping, off my legions Segmentata, whilst we conquer you lands we call Germania, my empire inspired you Russia and The Ottomans, and the French but we don't want your amends, the Republic owned the Mediterranean, whilst you couldn't even hit Britain, Italy created your policy of Fascism, but your people clearly study absurdism, you might think your Panzers will scare me, but I rap faster than a bullet to the knee, your role model for nationalism is Arminius, shall I introduce you to my Grand Nephew Germanicus, you can bring Beethoven and Mozart, but in a fight they'd be as useless as a fart, as I am Imperator Caesar Divi Filius Augustus, whilst your own gun brought you to justice, now I am a known as man of means, so I'll crucify you and your Nazis across the Alpennes.
Hitler is too busy ranting about civ 5 to respond.
POLAND VS FINLAND
Hey Poland, what's up homie You should hear the shit that Stalin told me Told me bout your stuggles in settling cities and that you can't forward settle Germany Ya gonna get eliminated that's for sure Got four better civs, knocking at your door The only balls ya got are comics gonna disappear like the supersonics we dealing with the nazis and Huns but they can bite us while you're getting fucked by Leonidas Falling through the rankings part after part Folks jumping on the bandwagon now they falling off the cart We be screaming Hakkaa päälle Best that you get out of our way Run back to Hitler no time to delay Polish eagle ain't no bird of prey
Casimir is too busy being STRONK to reply.
SPARTA VS BYZANTIUM
My schedule's pretty tight right now, but I'll try to pen you in Got dinner plans laid out for me in Rome, Warsaw and Berlin. But when I have some time to kill I'll crush you like your kin Cuz everyone knows King Leo is the only Royal you're gonna win! I'll pwn you purple poser, when at war I'm a composer Molon labe with your mother while I loot Constantinople Verses purer than an opal with more vision than a Jew Just ask the mighty legions of rappers than I've slew You are weak, both mind and body, Rap or spear I'll run you through, What more can I say? Even the Champa have pointier sticks than you.
Nice rhymes, Leo, now to put you in the trash, aint nothing that can compete with Alexios’ raps. You’re not special, you’re a glorified barbarian, and you can’t beat me, this empire stretches from Cyprus to the CCCP! You’ve been in more wars than anyone else, yet you got no cities to display on your shelf! You fought against Rome, and that was just fine, EXCEPT A POLISH SCOUT STOPPED YOUR ‘HELL DINE’! Now listen up Leo, and listen up good, your city Sparta? Ha, what a joke. Everything you did? I’m the motherfucker that perfected it. Come to war with me and my people be cheering, I’ll be pumping out spearmen, Byzantium be leering, victory is nearing. Now if you’re gonna come to war with me, look out for a hunchback snitch, unless you wanna die. DEUS VULT, bitch.
USSR VS AYYUBIDS
STRAIGHT OUTTA MOSCOW CRAZY COMMIE NAMED U/NOT_ENOUGH_CHARACTE FROM A GANG CALLED THE BOLSHEVIK PARTY EGYPT IS ON THE HIT LIST LIST FOR LENIN'S TEAM CALL THAT SHIT A PYRAMID SCHEME ALREADY ON YOUR BORDER, IGNORING ANY PLEA WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S CALLED THE RED SEA? SHOOTING UP SULTANS IN MARX'S NAME HE'S GOT THE MOST GANGSTA CLIQUE IN THIS GAME ONE OF US IS A SLAVE, THE OTHER A SLAV NOW HAVE A TASTE OF MY MOLOTOV SOON OVER SINAI WE'LL WAVE THE RED FLAG WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME IN THE GULAG!
Do you know what you’re getting yourself into? We’re not just some nation coming out of the blue. We’re the proud, strong Ayyubid nation, While the man who died of a nosebleed is giving you some forceful liberation. We own a mountain important to everyone from the Jews to the people that are Coptic, While your nation struggles to develop an arrow or an optic. Our cities are known worldwide as the cities for trade and growth, While if you said the same you’d be lying under oath. We’re the pinnacle of the lands of North Africa, While your ranking is worse than every single civilization of North and South America. You’ve probably had quite a bit more than one too many booze, And tales of your incompetence and crudeness are told from Sydney to Santa Cruz. It’s getting quite obvious who the real winner is here, And it’s not the one here ranked on the bottom tier.
CARTHAGE VS ETHIOPIA Look at the elephant, trying to face off against the lion You’re historically and battle royally as big a threat as the Hawaiians In our corner we got god incarnate Haile Selassie! Shooting up shit with his archer carpets and Mehal Sefari As fast as Tpang builds hype and throws shrimps on his barbie He’s one bad ass emperor, the fucking Lion of Judah! Everybody knows him, from Sydney to Berlin and even Tortuga What’s your leader famous for? Cuz I’m not quite sure That riding some elephants over some hills and then not taking Rome And exiling himself from home Is quite cause for celebration Trying to encourage participation? You’re pathetic, we’ll be kind and quickly storm your capital You’re gonna lose even more cities than fucking Br1 Hannibal! Verse 2 You talk big for someone that couldn’t handle an imperial power Carthage ain’t on no maps, nothing but salt, not even a flower Should have seen us at Adwa, if you wanted to know how to fight an Italian Ethiopia’s as independent as a feminist Battalion What’s wrong, need your elephant give you a kiss? Are you still sad about what happened at Hippo Regius? Look at you getting your ass whooped by fools worshiping a Golden Stool Do we need to get over there and take you back to civ School? Because you’re nothing but glorified elephant drivers Ethiopians are survivors, thrivers, modernizers and decolonizers So spread the word, lock up, lights out, tell your elephants goodnight Because the Lion of Judah is about to take his first bite!
The year is 20 sixty 5, down the valley old Hannibal flies We staunched the ashanti of ejura, a curse we were in the Drumroll war. Hannibal is literally the ice cube of Africa Beating women in conquered cities creating a massacre He may be intellectually bankrupt but he makes it up with the sword Ambitious and dreamy He’ll send the ashanti skyward He’ll turkey slap Ethiopia with his morning wood And they’ll take it like how blacks take police brutality in he hood We may be the Turtle of Africa’s west But we get harbours in every city fuck yeah we’re the best I forget how generic haile Selassie really is He’s an autist, his only lover is his wrist His parents probably think he’s a waste of jizz And I end it here, carthage is open for business!
PERSIA VS MUGHALS
Good Job, you guys took a city,/ But only in part 4. /Truthfully told, you Mughals /just really make me snore. /You're rated high in the rankings, /but the Persians don't really care. /To you we say salaam kqarsalu,/ In english, "hello, fat bear." /Theres only one powerful civ here,/ Its most definitely us, son,/ 'cause before you can upgrade your spearmen to pikes, /we'll be out there shooting our guns.
PERSIA? WHAT A JOKE! ONE OF THE WEAKEST PLAYERS! CAN'T EVEN GET THEIR ARMY TO THE HIMA-FUCKIN'-LAYAS! ACHAEMENID EMPIRE? BULLSHIT YOU WAAAAAY UNDER PAR! YOU'RE EVEN TURTLING HARDER THAN MYAN-FUCKING-MAR! ITS A WELL KNOWN FACT WE GOT A GAME WINNING STRATEGY, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT YOUR EMPIRES A COMPLETE UTTER TRAGEDY? YOU'LL BE MAIMED, ENSLAVED, ET-CET-ER-RA! BET CHU KNOW WHATS COMING NEXT! - DEATH TO PERSIA!
YAKUTIA VS JAPAN
Alright, cut me some slack because I don't do this ever, But, Japan, you're in the midst of a depressing endeavor. If, maybe, you stayed loyal to Oda Nobunaga, You wouldn't be so boring in Part 4 of your saga. You're trying to compete for the most pointiest sticks, But you only seem to have the most littlest dicks. You're tactics are whack, and you're proving to be useless, Quit turtling, you coward, and do something ruthless. You "shot up the Power Rankings like a Tianjin blast," Well, I'm sorry, but that's just Part 2 in the past, And it's a shame, because I like that your start bias is coast, But your performance, so far, has been nothing to boast. Do us all a favor, and send some units to Seoul, So we can all stop thinking you're a worthless asshole. But if I ever see you make your way up to the tundra, Just know that you're not gonna have any fundra.
Meji is too busy turtling harder than turtle ships.
MONGOLIA VS TIBET
Spiritual- my soul is free like Tibet Dalai Lama reaps my advice and respect Unlike Genghis Khan "villainy n death" This pale blue spot not just a skin defect You're horde's nothing but a band of whores I got plenty of Condoms- this means war I can't be stopped, I'm the reincarnate Your swords strict but you betta get ya bars straight I'm all about the peace, in the far east I'll blow you away like a Himalayan breeze Maximize all my religious beliefs You're eyes burn from the holiness that is ME This advice to you should not go unstored Too many wars n whores can make a mind bored Another turn You must grow- shed the sword Or your nation will drop just like ya jaw
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I'm the great khan of the mongol hordes I crush foreign lords, clash swords, we go to war I want more, a roar of a battle cry temujin flies up in the sky with air strikes no matter the era, the fuck did you hear? that genghis keshiks fuck you from the rear? I roll through with catapults, landships to nukes but my nomad blood keeps me close to my roots like I won't let city states stand like my clan eliminates bitches from kiev to yuan my battle plan revolves around your destruction my civ's influx of cities grant no fucks son I'm a grandmaster of war, no denial your basic monks stand no chance of survival and when I die boy, your city burns I stand by and fortify my troops, 10HP per turn
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CHINA VS VIETNAM
TIME TO STRIDE BACK INTO SOUTHEAST ASIA LOOKIN' A LITTLE ROUGH I'LL CURE WHAT AILS YA
ARRIVE IN THIS SHIT LIKE I DROP NAPALM BOMBS BEEN A ROUGH THOUSAND YEARS FOR THE KINGDOM OF NAM BETTER OFF AS MY COLONY WASN'T THAT COOL? TURN MY BACK FOR TWO SECONDS AND YOU UNDER FRENCH RULE!
YOU FLOW SLOW, SPIT SOFT YOUR RHYMES JUST AIN'T STRONG YOU SURE AIN'T A KING MORE LIKE A DONKEY CONG!
while china raps, vietnam uses it as an oppotunity to take their cities.
BURMA VS PHILIPINES
Oh look, it's Burma, wanting to fight us on demand To be honest, the world thinks of you as West Thailand You had a useless war against Champa, that's a shame But then again, you Indochinese all look the same The 'Pagan Empire' founded Buddhism? Bunch of whacks We'd rather follow the other with hookers and yaks You say of the wrath of Anawrahta: "It's cool, it rocks" We guess you're compensating for your little peacocks Face it, Burma, you don't stand a chance against us now Might as well run to your real capital Naypyitaw The Philippines will bring the End of Your Strife (straight to Rangoon!) Kaba Ma Kyei? Too bad, it starts with your life (with our typhoon!) We'll await your return and feeble comeback, Burma We hope you brought cold water, because we just burned ya!
(You can listen to a recorded version
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While Rizal was pooping propaganda about freedom and oppression Anawratha reformed religion, marking out a brand new nation Infrastructure built with patience, intensive agricult'ral changes! So see if you can cross our triple mountain ranges! We've both built canals, but yours is in your capital One measly hypertyphoon and you're outta this battle Your start was so bad Tpang had to give you buffs The result of Rizal's resolve was simply not enough Got colonised twice and lost your surname identities Can't keep your islands from your Chinese enemies What's wrong with you?! Ya like the most eastern Western country! Why don't you come visit Burma to see an Asian society? We have generals who conquered all of Indochina! You're on an stupid puny island so I'm gonna remind ya You need to conquer people to win the Battle Royale There's no way you're ever gonna win with that morale
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KIMBERLEY VS AUSTRALIA
First of all - let me introduce myself I’m the badass muh-fucker From south of ya’ll Jandamarra, he’ll track ya down Put a spear through your leg And a hole in your crown Now Australia – I know you think you’re tough And compared to some, yah you might be rough But I was born to this Bred to this The outback is where I fucking bled for this So come now Australia, It’s time to settle the score For Terra Nullius don’t apply here any more
Austrailia dosn't respond.
submitted by World War Two has gone through many interconnected phases, Boer-Sparta, Korea-Mongolia-Yakutia, Sweden Sibir-Finland Boer, and so on and so on. Currently the remaining theaters are Mexico-Buccanneer Texas Australia, Brazil-Chile, The ongoing Australia-Vietnam conflict, and Finally the Boer-Buccaneer Ethiopia Brazil Sibir Conflict. While all these conflicts have had and will have lasting consequences and have already greaty shaped the next 20 parts and beyond, what is being called the Orange containment program Is one of the largest of the conflict, excluding the recent Scandinavian Wars. The four powers closest to the conflict collectively control two continents. This war could bring a superpower to a near unstopable state, and could end many powerfull contestants in the CBR, or it could end the seemingly endless rein of number one seeded civ and bring about new unexpected superpowers. The fronline of this war is an entire continent, and while wars like the Aussie-Kimberly and the South America war were big, nothing can compare to this one. Millions of brave men will die in bloody battle, as their sacrifice determines the fate of Africa-nay, the entire Cyilinder. Here are my thoughts.
Let's start with the theatre that began the African and European theatre of WWII. The Boer war with Sweden has ground to a halt. Swedish troops, after being pushed up the Balkans and into Poland, surged back thanks to a peace agreement with the Finish, pushing the Boers into Sparta and straining their lines. This effort was greatly helped by the Buccaneer entry into the war, but the war in Europe showed something that hadn't been seen the entire game, that civilizations who aren't relativly high in the rankings can defend their lands from the Boer onslaught, and win. That being said, the West African front is not looking well for Morgan. It is much more difficult to defend the open deserts of the Saharah than the forests of Europe. The Bucs, while putting up a valiant effort, will probable loose their holdings in africa. There are simply too few troops to defend the whole front, and too many Boer units to hold off. Nukes will do more damge to the Men in Orange, decimating the population in North Africa and cutting into the carpet, but that will be destructive to both sides, and the brutal reality is that after millions of Bucc and Boer soldiers have been blown off the face of the Earth and The countryside is a fiery hellhole, there will still be hundreds of thousands of Boer troops to take the shattered remains of West Arrrfrica, Whether or not the Boers will take Spain is iffy. The Pirate Navy has complete dominance of the Medditeranean, and has even taken some major ports in the Adriatic. The Boers would also be hard-pressed to simutaneouslyfight a protracted war in Spain while fighting their main enemy, Ethoipia. Ethiopia was quite brave in their declaration of war. Before the fighting really kicked off, even yours truly had hopes of the Ethiopians slaying this goliath of an empire, taking all of North Africa and becoming a power in it's own right. You have to look at the numbers though. The Boers have a massive advantage in mannpower, a big tech league, and a huge advantage in production. These numbers win wars. The conflict is as I said a huge one, with a massive front. The Boer Advance will be slow, but step by step, Ethiopia will crumble. The Boers are better equiped for a long drawn out war. It will probably take longer than any othe African war, but eventually Ethiopia will be unable to replace losses, their air forces will be grounded and their cities reduced to ruble so that when the Boer forces advance the cities will fall quick. Barring anything unexpected, the best Ethiopia can hope for is to peace out before the Boers take their territiory in the Arabia, hopefully giving the now runt state of Ethiopia a chance to expand throught the Middle East before they are finaly silenced by the Boers or Vietnam or Siberia, whoever gets there first. This will be a possible flashpoint for a huge war between 3 superpowers. There are a few possiblilities, however, that might give Ethiopia fans ( Or Boer-Haters) some hope. Brazil has pretty much finished it's war with Chile. If they get serious about sending the entirety of the Brazilian fleet against the Boers, along with many nukes to eat away at the Boer core, and finaly a landing party to force the South Africans to focus on the east. This party would not have to have success-It would just have to disrupt the Boers enough to stop the war effort. However, this would require a certain stratigic skill not yet seen by the Brazilians, and is still fairly unlikely to succeed. Other countries joining the war could make a difference. Austalia or Vietnam could both potentially make an effect, as well as Icland potentially. If Ethiopia is smart, a combination of nuking the hell out of the frontline and beefning up the naval campaign could susspend the Boer war long enough to give Ethiopia time to tech up and stabilize the front line. Any of these scenarios require either immense luck or skill, and it is most likely that the days of the Ethiopia are numbered. It is hard to say what the aftermath will be withouth seeing the rest of the war. We don't know If Paul Kruger will strike into Buccaneer or Brazil South America, or if he will attempt to restart his Balkan campain. Generally though, this war will greatly increase the Boer footprint on the globe. The Boers will likely have no competitors in their own continent, and they will be able to strike out onto other ones, namely Europe. The Bucc's power will contract, but they may be able to focus more on the America's, and potentially make gains against Mexico or Iceland. Brazil will be left with one direction to go: North. The Dominance of the Boers may be short-lived however. These wars most likely started in result of the warmongering penalty of the Boer wars in Sweden, and if the Boers roll over East Africa, More Nations will DOW them, and they will expand until they hit a brick wall, namely Sibir or Vietnam, and find themselves overextended. These wars will define to late game. World Politics will forever change, and the effects of this war will be felt for the rest of the game. This War will bring a new age unto the cylinder. And age born in Fire and Blood
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/civbattleroyale! With the battle about to return in full swing, I thought I’d write up a brief summary of the most recent parts. This writeup will be sorted by geographical region, and cover happenings from Parts 29 through 31.
THE AMERICAS North America has seen a number of relevant wars declared in recent parts— the Blackfoot are at war with both Canada and Texas, and the United States is also at war with both powers. That said, none of the belligerents have made significant progress. Canada briefly lost the city of Itazipcho to Blackfoot forces, but reclaimed it the next turn; meanwhile, the Americans have thrown off their forces along the east coast. Really, Canada is getting something of a raw deal; its ostensible ally Texas has provided it very limited assistance in either war.
Central America sees the downfall of the Mayans drawing near; the Hawaiians, longtime peacekeepers in the region, declared war on the Maya and captured Uxmal. This leaves the Maya with only their capital, Palenque, but the Buccaneers went back to war with their age-old foe and have set up melee units outside its gates. In South America, Argentina has been the most targeted civ— it has lost both La Plata and its capital of Buenos Aires to advancing Chilean forces. Meanwhile, Brazil has been harassing Argentina’s northern border, and while they have not made any progress they have still tied up much of the Argentinian army.
EUROPE Part 31, “The Grand Culling,” was so named for the eliminations of two European civs. England, holding out on its Iberian colony of Hastings, finally succumbed to France; meanwhile, Byzantium was flattened by the Finns. However, even after these eliminations, two major wars are still scarring Europe. The Iceland-Ireland war is raging up and down the British Isles; although the Icelandic forces started strong, capturing a number of cities in the north of both islands, Ireland has begun their counteroffensive and reclaimed Cork and Limerick. That said, the abundant Icelandic fleet was last seen surrounding many of Ireland’s coastal cities, so it’s likely a matter of time until more of them fall.
The other major European war is Sweden/Sparta. This war has not seen a large swath of city captures; the only city to flip was Warsaw, which Sweden captured from the Spartans, but Sparta is moving to retake their prize now. Lodz, meanwhile, is hotly contested but still firmly under Spartan control. Sparta has concluded its war with the Ayyubids, meaning it can devote all of its forces to this war, but it has been ten turns since that war drew to a close, so a Spartan second wind is not hugely likely.
AFRICA The Boers have not engaged in any significant wars since their annihilation of the Kongo; however, in part 30, they became the second civ to build aircraft. Should they declare war on another neighbor, the Boer juggernaut is liable to continue its path. The most active part of Africa, however, has been its north; the long-suffering Ayyubids have been at war with Sparta, Arabia, and Carthage all at once. Sparta captured Nicomedia from the Ayyubids without trouble; Dvin and Alexandria each flipped a few times. Dvin is still an Ayyubid possession, but the Spartans kept Alexandria when they declared peace. Meanwhile, the Ayyubids lost Bilbais to the Carthaginians before that war drew to a close. Only the Arabians are still at war with the Ayyubids, and although they have a substantial fleet near the Dvin Canal, they are slow to use it.
MIDDLE EAST The Middle East has been one of the quietest regions in recent parts; Arabia has been sluggishly fighting against the Ayyubids to the west, and Afghanistan snagged the Persian city of Susa in the east, but mostly the name of the game has been irrelevant wars. Maya vs. Israel and Armenia vs. Korea are some of the highlights of odd war declarations to and from the Mideast.
NORTHERN ASIA The Huns, after a lengthy decline, were finally destroyed when Finland captured Viroconium in Part 30. Other than that, Finland has mostly kept quiet in the North Asian sphere; the major war of this region has been USSSibir. For the most part, this war has been a Sibirian snowball of the northernmost Soviet cities; the USSR’s only resistance was a brief recapture of Krasnoyarsk before their arctic navy was overwhelmed. That said, the Soviet heartland has managed to avoid significant damage; only Kharkov fell to Sibirian forces by the end of Part 31.
To the far east of the continent, Yakutia has been continuing its lengthy war against Inuit incursion. This has not been a hugely dramatic war; mostly Igloolik, the natively Inuit city straddling the Kamchatka peninsula, has flipped back and forth. The Yakuts currently control the contested canal. They may even be in position to expand further: Yakutia was the first civilization to build aircraft in Part 30.
SOUTHERN ASIA Vietnam has always been a major player in South Asian warfare, and now is no exception; they are currently fighting two wars, one against Tibet to the west and one against Australia to the east. Against Tibet, Vietnam has been attacking the city of Xigaze, but has only brought it into the yellow. To the east, an Australian fleet has swept up to the Vietnamese coast without much trouble; that said, Vietnam has few coastal cities, and Australia has few land units in the area. This war is not likely to cause serious problems for the Vietnamese.
Another war is currently raging in southern Asia, between two nearly forgettable states: the Mughals and Sri Lanka. No cities have changed hands yet, but Sri Lanka has managed to overcome its technological deficits and destroy a number of Mughal units. If either side can score a solid victory, it has the opportunity to expand into the lands of other weak civs like Burma and Champa; granted, that may be overestimating the AI.
OCEANIA The tenuous peace continues between Australia, the Kimberley, and the Maori. The Maori have denounced the Kimberley, probably sinking a hope of a Maori/Kimberley double team against the Australians; however, Australia does currently have its UU— the Digger— so waiting is likely the best policy anyway.
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